Thursday, June 12, 2008

Monterey photos:

Arrived in Monterey Saturday afternoon. Sunday was a right off. Monday got up to some rental bike exploration. The bikes were LAME, but not too pricey, and got our semi-atrophied legs some exercise.
Rich spilling his burrito on a sun bather at "lover's point." We took no photos together.
His view of the kelp forests. Amazing diving, apparently, "down in Monterey".
Nice photo op, but we were at pains as to how to emasculate the pink flowers. Rich went for the "dude look" with the shades. You may have to enlarge to truly appreciate.
Jeff goes for the flex. Take that pink flowers, arrrrrrrrr!

This is what happens when a "liberal" buys an RV, they have to prove that they aren't republicans. My favorite was on the front, "Stop US Aid to Israel". I'd pay someone 10,000 bucks to drive that baby through Arkansas.

A surfer's truck. You're smokin' too much dope man, Bush has been in office for 8 YEARS!!!

17 mile drive. This is on the way to the worst place on earth...how can this be?
Pebble beach golf club...
I knew i had seen the odd douchebag around Monterey, but couldn't place my finger on where on earth they were coming from. You know, everyone has been so cool, so California:

"Gee Chip, the grass is looking marvelously green against the desert sand today, those pesticides and dyes are really doing the trick" "Yes Mildred, and this red vest sweater you got me really says "My wife bought me this". The Boys in the cigar lounge are going to LOVE it!"

Golf, destroying Monterey's water table, one sprinkler at a time. It's not as though we see "conserve water" signs all over town...oh, but wait, we do.

Hamilton (no shirt, but should have one on) meets Vancouver (North shore log ride) a la Pebble Beach. Not pretty, but had to share.
A very aptly named "Bird Rock".
Around the golf course, it's much like Horseshoe Bay, where the "contractor" population far exceeds the actual residents. All those bloody home reno shows i guess. Trade this space?
There are many Sea Lions just off the breakwater in Monterey Harbor. They bark incessantly. They also don't have to travel very far to get food. This gives them time to pursue other interests...
Like sailing...
Sleeping....
Drinking....

Having mucho children...
Or just chilling in a hammock.

3 comments:

gyoza*girl said...

nice pics! my fave is the hammock one.

confetti said...

i can't WAIT to see your tans.

Zac Rothman said...

Hey! Chip's my second cousin dammit! And he's one of the nicest slaveowners i ever met!