Number of books read: 7
Number of audiobooks processed: 8
Number of pancakes eaten: 53
Number of Zoodles animals murdered: 876
Number of bbq lighters Rich broke whilst angry: 1
Number of ships we saw between Monterey and BEFORE we spotted land: 2
Number of airplanes: the last 5 days, 30 each night.
Chance I will stub my toe or cut my foot while walking to the front of the boat: ¼
Number of times iadimate objects became the focus of scornful cursing: 100<
Number of times for the wind: 100000000000000000<
Amount by which a visualized steak outdid ice cream: 1/1
Amount steak outdid our popular Kraft dinner: every single time I ate KD
Amount of underwear brought compared with underwear required: 4, 20
Number of buckets of water dumped over my head: easily 30
Number of times pooping in a (different) bucket: too many…rocking boat…you don’t want to know....well, maybe you do, i don't know, some people are weird. Email me.
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